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11 Hilarious Holiday-Themed Christmas Jokes

It’s a time for giving, a time for getting, a time for forgiving, a time for forgetting…..and a time for awful jokes! Pulling Christmas crackers and announcing the enclosed gag has long been a Yuletide tradition, and with 25th December approaching, what better time to pick out our favourite holiday-themed one-liners!?

Take a look and add them to your Xmas day witticism for laughs aplenty…...or dismissive tuts.

What’s Father Christmas’ favourite holiday destination?

Santa-rini.

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What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays?

Santa Cruz.

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What do Belgians love having with their Christmas dinner?

Brussels sprouts.

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What does Santa do to relax?

He goes on ho ho ho-liday.

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Why did Santa’s little helpers go on holiday?

Because they wanted some time to thems-elves.

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What happened on Santa’s last lads holiday?

He pulled a cracker.

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Why did Rudolf want to go on holiday?

To get away from the rein.

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Why doesn’t Santa work as a travel agent anymore?

He got the sack.

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Where do people from Krakow think Santa lives?

The North Pole-land.

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Why do people from Budapest always leave Santa lots of food out on Christmas Eve?

So he doesn’t get Hungary.

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What do you call a cat at the beach during Christmas?

Sandy claws.

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What’s your best holiday-themed Christmas joke?