It’s a time for giving, a time for getting, a time for forgiving, a time for forgetting…..and a time for awful jokes! Pulling Christmas crackers and announcing the enclosed gag has long been a Yuletide tradition, and with 25th December approaching, what better time to pick out our favourite holiday-themed one-liners!?
Take a look and add them to your Xmas day witticism for laughs aplenty…...or dismissive tuts.
Santa-rini.
Santa Cruz.
Brussels sprouts.
He goes on ho ho ho-liday.
Because they wanted some time to thems-elves.
He pulled a cracker.
To get away from the rein.
He got the sack.
The North Pole-land.
So he doesn’t get Hungary.
Sandy claws.
What’s your best holiday-themed Christmas joke?
Published on 27th November 2015
Published on 26th November 2015
Published on 1st December 2015